Uncle with benefits

Febuary 8th, 2011

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:24:51 -0600

These images from Egypt have inspired me today!!! Please enjoy, my faves are bread guy and the guy with the wok

My Super Bowl betting slip!!!!

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 15:57:58 -0600

$10.01
Football NFL - Green Bay Packers -3 Ev

$10.00
Football NFL - Pittsburgh Steelers @ Green Bay PackersTotal O 45½

$8.86
Football Lines - MVP Winner - 3101 Aaron Rodgers (Packers)

$5.00
Football Lines - MVP Winner - 3124 Troy Polamalu (Steelers)

$5.00
Football Lines - Fumbles - 2502 Under 1½ Lost Fumbles -105 for

$10.00
Football Lines - Coin Toss - 1 Heads (Coin Toss) -105 for

$5.00
Football Lines - Any Other +120 for First Score of the Game

$5.00
Football Lines - Coin Toss - 4 Packers -105 for to win the Coin Toss1
$25.00

Football NFL - Green Bay Packers -3

Febuary 6th, 2011

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 13:32:38 -0600

Well its the day all Football fans love but hate….Super Bowl Sunday. It took 5 1/2 months to get to this point and it was great. Today is also sad because i’m not sure what to do with my weekends from now until next September. Today i like the Packers -2.5 and i think i will put $50 on it. Its 1:30 pm central time and the pregame show has already started for a 5:15 kickoff….

Febuary 5th, 2011

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 18:52:32 -0600

Ending a 56 hour week with a 12 pack of domestic beer..i will probably only make it through 5 of them. I am extremely tired an a little loopy from the alcohol. Some of my best work has been created while in this state of mind. I hope when i roll out of bed in the morning you all are still here. Sorry in advance of any impending offensive things that may get typed tonight.

Love

Uncle Chris

Lets start this bitch off right!!!!

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 17:22:30 -0600

Lets start this bitch off right!!!!

“We are the innovaters…..they are the...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 06:45:11 -0600

“We are the innovaters…..they are the ___________”

Febuary 2nd, 2011

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 18:55:22 -0600

I am going to write something even if it’s pointless and has no meaning everyday from now until December 31st. Today is one of the pointless ones…

*Egypt

*Bitterly cold temps across the South and Mid-West

Photo

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:44:14 -0600

Its funny how people will just get out of their cars and chit...

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:17:45 -0600

Its funny how people will just get out of their cars and chit chat with one another when they have to sit for more than 5 minuets. I like when traffic starts to move again and they all sprint back to their respective vehicles. Anyways be safe out there people.

New Music Tuesday.......Cold War Kids

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 18:54:46 -0600

On my second full run through of the new album “Mine Is Yours” by Cold War Kids as i am writing this. For those unfamiliar with this band they are one of the pioneers of what i like to refer to as “social media bands”. They were pretty much unknowns from Fullerton,Ca who got their big break by word of mouth through “Myspace” in late 2005. From this mass following on “Myspace” they were signed by Downtown Records and released the award winning album “Cowards and Robbers” in the fall of 2006. In 2007 they hit the road with this album and i was lucky to see them perform on a hot Friday afternoon at Bonnaroo. “Mine Is Yours” is their 3rd full length studio release. The first thing i noticed when listening to it is how much the band has mellowed or matured from the “Robber and Coward” days. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing as i have mellowed and matured as well. I don’t think they are capable of reproducing the genius that that poured into that first album but “Mine is Yours” holds it own. The run time of the album is 43 min and 21 seconds it has 11 tracks. A couple that grabbed me on the 1st listen were the title track “Mine is Yours” , “Skip the Charades” , “Cold toes on the cold floor”. My favorite track on the whole album is “Royal Blue” great vocals. This band is built on strong song writing and this album is another testament to why the took all of us by storm in 2006. So log onto iTunes/Zune and download it. Also look for Cold War Kids at all the festivals this spring and summer. They are already confirmed for Coachella and i am almost positive they will be at Bonnaroo again. To my friends in Tennessee you can catch them 3-28-11 at The Cannery Ballroom in Nashville,Tn. I give the album 3 knuckle’s out of four!!!!!

Good cold, rainy weather music….

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:18:49 -0600

Good cold, rainy weather music….

Piers you have one more shot......

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:22:23 -0600

I was excited last September while vacationing at the beach to learn that Piers Morgan would be taking over for the decrepit old man we know as Larry King. My excitement has quickly turned into disappointment. He has a full week of shows in the books with superstar guest’s such as Oprah, Howard Stern, and Condalezza Rice and he is failing miserably. He hypes his interviews on Twitter @PiersMorgan with tweets such as “Breaking: Extraordinary interview with America’s biggest preacher Joel Olsteen” he also is trying to say that Joel Olsteen is going to make anti gay remarks and slurs on Wednesday’s show. If this interview is anything like the previous ones, i will be done with this hack and i’m sure most of America will as well, shit by the ratings it looks like most already are. The show needs to be done live and not pre taped. The best part of Larry’s show is when people got pissed and walked out or refused to answer questions. I am really hoping Piers digs into Joel Olsteen and gets a meaty interview out of him. Stop kissing the ass of these celebrities, i know its hard to book guest’s when they know you are going to ask the hard questions. If you don’t ask these questions though i predict you will not be in that chair long.

Thanks for the heads up!!

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 12:54:04 -0600

Thanks for the heads up!!

Photo

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:16:48 -0600

After a shot of Crowm

Sat, 25 Dec 2010 21:57:16 -0600

After a shot of Crowm

Cam Newtons brother….

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:33:33 -0600

Cam Newtons brother….

Fun with razzberries

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 19:56:20 -0500

Fun with razzberries

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Wed, 06 Oct 2010 14:58:12 -0500

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Tue, 05 Oct 2010 10:43:09 -0500

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